Interesting

My post about the Bullshitternet is getting reposted by some people, most of whom understand where I was coming from, but there is one dude who is really mad at me for some fucking reason.

Allow me to clarify: I’m not saying that you’re a bad Internetter if you post about loving bacon and being a whore.  I’m saying that you’re a bad Internetter if you’re doing that because YOU THINK IT’S WHAT THE COOL KIDS DO AND YOU ARE TOTALLY LYING ABOUT YOURSELF.

Do whatever you want with your Tumblrs and Twitters and Flickrs and whatnot, but if you’re just regurgitating the same Internet bullshit back at me, don’t expect me to pay attention.

Understood?

To Eat, So Far Today...

…I have had:

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One can of Coke.

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A grilled cheese sandwich.

I feel that I perhaps need to have a real meal at some point today.

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Interesting aside: when I was browsing for the Coke can on my desktop, I almost clicked on the image titled “cock” that was listed right before it.  That would have been hilarious, even though the photo itself is actually of a rooster.

I've Been Thinking...

We should really call the Internet “the Bullshitternet”, because absolutely everybody is absolutely full of shit absolutely all the time.

Full of shit about:

Themselves
Their lives
Their politics
What they really look like
How much of a whore they are
How much they like bacon
About having “a blog” when it’s really just a fancy Flickr page
Et cetera

How about you?  Are you a member of the Internet or the Bullshitternet?  It’s a question some of you need to seriously ask yourselves.

Bark Bark Crash Crash

The little dog in the neighbors’ house is barking at nothing.  It is alone in the house.  I was just outside, and it went nuts barking and barking and barking.  It’s barking right now as I type this.

While I was outside, I heard thumps and crashes coming from inside the neighbors’ house while the dog was barking.  I suspect that it’s destroying their house while it runs around barking at invisible demons.

Bark bark bark.

Still going.

I love dogs, but I’m seriously considering murdering this one.

Oh My, Everyone!

I’ve just realized that if you call somebody’s message inbox an “askhole”, which sounds sort of like “asshole”, then exploit that pun every single motherfucking time that you talk about asking or being asked questions, that it will sound like everybody around here is having anal sex with everybody else all the goddamn time.  Furthermore, I predict that this joke will be endlessly fucking hilarious and will never, not even for one cocksucking second, stop being the funniest shit ever!

It works like this:

Got a question, anybody?  Then why don’t you (wait for it…) STICK IT IN MY ASKHOLE?

HAHAHA!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Oh, my stomach hurts!  Too funny!

HA HA HA!

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Although that would be an obvious use of this image, it’s not really ringing a bell.  It was some sort of joke about feminism or something that I couldn’t quite get phrased correctly, I think.  Like, the sort of thing that sounded funnier in theory than in actual practice.  Regardless, the image has now been expunged from my desktop.

The "Why Is This on My Desktop?" Game

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I’m sure there was something funny I was planning on doing with this photo.  A LOL or a double rainbow joke or something.  One reason I have this photo is not because I think it’s erotic.  It’s not.  I downloaded it with haste because I needed a pic of a girl on her knees, giving head.  For some purpose.

Beats the hell out of me.  Anyway, now it’s here to torment you as it does me.

Maybe you can figure out what my joke was going to be.

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I got these two comments in response for my call for suggestions for video blogs.  Do you think it’s possible for me to take a measured approach to affirmative action while at the same time shitting on Sarah Palin without my own or somebody else’s head fucking exploding?