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Ohio was the birthplace of both Jeffrey Dahmer and Charles Manson.  Just sayin’.  There’s something about that place.

Let’s not forget Neal Long, Anthony Sowell, Larry Ralston, Thomas Dillon, Michael Swango, Gary & Thaddeus Lewingdon, Alton Coleman & Debra Brown, Moreland Family Juvenile Baby Killer, Eric Elliott & Lewis Gilbert, the Cleveland Torso Murderer, or the I-71/Columbus sniper. I mean, just saying.. Gotta give my state the respect it’s due ;-)

I didn’t want to reprint the entire Wikipedia article, choosing instead to concentrate on arguably the two most famous ones, but thank you for confirming how awesome this shirt design is.

Throw Your Hands Up! Your Penises, Too

Let’s hope that today’s ruling on Prop 8 leads to true marriage equality.

Again: you have the right to hate homosexuals, if that’s what floats your boat.  You don’t have the right to deny them the same basic rights and privileges that you enjoy.  Okay?  Get it?

If anybody disagrees with me, feel free to unfollow/block me now.  I won’t mind, or miss you in the least.

Feelin’ good about them activist judges today.

The Art of Deception, Huffington-style

One of my chief complaints about the otherwise reliable Huffington Post has always been their wildly misleading headlines and photos.  They constantly use sexier, more sensational language than the story really deserves.  Today, there was a little story posted about a shark swimming ashore in New Jersey.

On the main page, the story is posted with this photo:

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HOLY FUCKING CRAP.  That shit’s scary!  I hope nobody was hurt!  Goddamn!

Oh, never mind.  It was a little mud shark that got lost, panicked for a second, then got its bearings and fucked off, without hurting anybody or even wanting to.

Way to go, Huffington Post.  Journalistic integrity is alive and well as long as you guys are on the job.

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Dear Jillzey,

Of course, I couldn’t resist putting your photos in one handy place so you can see the whole picture.

I can only speak for myself, but I see a beautiful, sexy, intelligent, sassy red head with eyes that reflect a warm soul and a big heart.

I’m sure it would be difficult to find anyone who would disagree.  Yourself included, hopefully.

I sort of feel like I live with Angelina Jolie now, just not with so many kids.