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I gave that method of organization a shot once, but things got confusing after awhile: is The Godfather a drama or a crime movie?  Is Return of the Living Dead horror or comedy?  Should I make a horror-comedy genre to differentiate from the more “serious” horror flicks?  Is Hot Fuzz a comedy or an action movie, or a action-comedy in the vein of Beverly Hills Cop?  Is Starship Troopers an action movie or science fiction?

I finally gave up and just went with straight alphabetization.  Now I can find things easily.

Too Happy to Finish

The other day, I let my dog out to do what dogs do.  She wandered around the front yard for a couple minutes, peeing here, sniffing here, until she finally picked the spot where she wanted to poop.  This is always cause for celebration in my daily life, so I said, “Good doggie!” and gave her an affirming little golf-clap in the hope that this would encourage her to take a few minutes less to find her shitting spot next time.

She became so excited by my encouragement that she happily ran toward me, her ears flapping, drool dripping, and nuggets of shit popping out of her butt in rhythm with her gate.  The moment was too thrilling for her to finish pooping.

I think this might be the definitive difference between humans and dogs, because from my experience, when you try this with humans, they call you a fucking pervert and slam the bathroom door in your face.

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Wow!  Costner looks so old, I feel like I should be listening to him.  Then I remember that he’s just a dull actor who puts me to sleep on a good day, and who gives a whale fart about his views on the ocean?

Okay, Kevin, we all understand that oil in the ocean is bad.  Now go make another four-hour Western.

At work, the company is spending thousands of dollars sending materials to stores in support of a Loss Prevention Awareness Week.  This is what they choose to do with their money instead of investing it in providing a living wage for their employees.  Anyway, for some reason there is a safari theme to this event, and one of the puzzles they have provided for us to complete during our breaks and lunches is a “African Safari Animals” word scramble.

The second clue on the “African Safari” word scramble is “eitgr”, or something.  I can’t remember the exactly nature of the scrambling.  I answered it in the following helpful manner:

Tiger(s are from Asia).