Tumblr Update

So far, I’m not totally hating this.  Neither am I pledging eternal fidelity.  One thing I learned during my heartbreaking Vox break-up: every social blogging website, no matter how shiny and new at first blush, will eventually age into a worn-out, cynical ball-buster.

But, whoa, this is all spiffy and unspoiled!

I Wonder...

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…when I officially become too old to lust after young women.  I’d hate to wind up like this guy (not because he’s fucking a cute young girl, but because he’s fucking her as a novelty).  The young ladies I know generally tolerate and/or reciprocate my flirting.  Is that because I still appear younger than my years, or because I’m old enough that I don’t seem like a threat?

These are the thoughts that run thought my head whenever I tell a young woman on the Internet, innocently enough, that a photo of her is pretty.  Which thoughts run through hers?  I fear the imaginary scenario is something similar to the above, and not in a hot, silverback-fetish masturbatory fashion.

You should know, ladies, that when I flirt with you, I’m experiencing a crisis of self-doubt.  You should take pity on me, preferably through the sending of nude photos, which I can then compliment in a more personal manner without the risk of social awkwardness.

I'm Tumblin' for Ya

I’m assuming nobody in the history of tumblr has ever thought of making that joke ever before, right?  I must be the first person to come up with that, ever.  Ever ever ever.

Anyway, I’m doing this now.  It seems pretty simple, and it has a nice social aspect that reminds of of the late, lamented Vox (yes, I know Vox technically still exists, but as a buggy, ad-laden shadow of its former glory).  I don’t know how often I’ll post here: let’s just see how everything shakes out.

The theme will probably change several times as I try out new looks.  I apologize ahead of time for giving anybody a headache.