Charmane Star answers your questions!
Sorry for the occasional mumbling: it’s a problem, I know. Part of the whole “camera shy” thing. I am attempting to overcome it, for you.

Charmane Star answers your questions!
Sorry for the occasional mumbling: it’s a problem, I know. Part of the whole “camera shy” thing. I am attempting to overcome it, for you.
Two of the greatest living rappers going H.A.M. over an amazing beat. Does anything get any better than this?
…but the truth it that I am just too fucking crippled with stage fright to see that promise through, which is why I just answered a bunch of questions the old-fashioned way.
I don’t know how you people can pull off the videos. Perhaps it’s not a coincidence that the people who look really comfortable on camera also tend to be quite attractive.
dadsadork replied to your post: Conservatives, Tea Partiers, Whatever…
Or maybe she is not so popular with them, but she is so newsworthy and gets so many peoples backs up, she is the one that is focused on. She is the Paris Hilton of politics.
That’s sort of my theory, because the rumor is that a lot of GOP higher-ups can’t stand her. She’s popular with satirists and politically uninformed housewives, but not with anybody who’s really serious about the future of this country.
…please explain the appeal of Sarah Palin. Is there one? Is she “popular” as anything but a reliably quotable train-wreck of ignorance? Because, you know, she hurts your conservative cause every time she opens her stupid, stupid mouth. I hope you are all aware of that. Nobody will take even the most reasonable aspects of your platform (whatever they may happen to be) seriously as long as you are pinning your hopes for 2012 to this idiot.
On the one hand, I hope you guys are gullible enough to actually run this fool as your GOP White House hopeful in 2012. On the other, it would spell the ultimate degradation of our political process if somebody as ill-qualified as Palin, whose only familiarity with the Constitution is as something to name-check in her ignorant speeches and Facebook posts, gets within baby-kissing distance of the Oval Office.
You know why John McCain seems so angry lately? Because it’s the only way he can deal with the guilt he feels for giving Sarah Palin a ticket to the national political stage. Poor old bastard.
I feel I have to show you all how it’s done, since you have generally failed utterly to ask me anything interesting.
Look out for them in your askboxes. I have a feeling you’ll know which ones are mine.
fartwithheadphoneson replied to your post: Ask Me a Nosy Question about Myself…
Nice dick.
Looks like somebody’s already a little fearful of Kevin’s funny/sexy/humiliating video-making prowess.
…and I will answer it, via VIDEO!
I’m going to drag myself kicking and dragging into the video age, and I want your help to do it.
Your part is very simple: you simply need to ask me shit, via either the askhole or by commenting here. Then I will create an amateurish, personally embarassing video in which I address your questions. I will not be nude in the video. If I receive a ton of questions, I will answer the best ones. Also, I will be more inclined to answer non-anon questions, unless they are really juicy.
Reminder: I look like this:
If you don’t think this shit is hilarious, there’s no hope for you.
It occurs to me while watching this movie that it has absolutely no story. It’s just two hours of five buddies hanging out and screwing off. It’s like they wrote that day’s script pages five minutes before filming.
Is this what passes for fucking filmmaking nowadays? Even comedies need a well-written story and characters that are more than just rickety frameworks to hang stupid jokes on.
I’m just disgusted that this movie made so much money. I have my own fucking friends to hang out and make tasteless jokes with, for fuck’s sake. This is appalling.