In Three Days I Will Be 40 Years Old
I feel fine with it, generally. I’ve felt pretty old for a long time, now, so what’s another oldness milestone? People still tell me I look pretty young for my age, so as long as I can keep doing that and sexing up girls half my age, what’s the meaning in a number, really?
I really just wanted to give you all enough time to get gifts together. Ladies, I think you know what I want. It’s cool if your panties show up a couple days late.
