In Three Days I Will Be 40 Years Old

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I feel fine with it, generally.  I’ve felt pretty old for a long time, now, so what’s another oldness milestone?  People still tell me I look pretty young for my age, so as long as I can keep doing that and sexing up girls half my age, what’s the meaning in a number, really?

I really just wanted to give you all enough time to get gifts together.  Ladies, I think you know what I want.  It’s cool if your panties show up a couple days late.

Neglected Tweet Roundup 12-26-10 through 01-01-10

Here are the tweets for the previous week that I don’l feel got enough love:

  • THIS JUST IN: My finger. More news from the left nostril as it develops.
  • Thanks for all of the love over the holidays. You guys are the best hands ever.
  • “Catwoman and I were FIGHTING, honey! When two people punch each other, it’s called FIGHTING.”
  • Next Christmas will be spent in the company of people who love me if I have to hold them at gunpoint.
  • I went out walking in a proverbial “winter wonderland” earlier, but someone dumped a “frigid pile of shitland” on it when I wasn’t looking.
  • I’m starting to think that Roy Scheider lied to us all about how great 2010 was going to be.

Well, I Went and Made Another Blog

The Daily Movie Pitch.

Every day (yes, every, with perhaps the occasional holiday or weekend off), I will post a new idea for a movie over here.  Some will be sleazy low-budget horror films, others with be dramas, comedies, epic action movies or adaptations of existing material.  Essentially, whatever I thought would make a good movie that day.

I’m still working on the format of the pitches, but these are all legitimate movies that I would like to see made, no matter how ridiculous some of them might seem.

A fellow over at CHUD.com is doing a similar thing (though centered around low-budget sci-fi) right now, but this is an idea I’ve had for a long time, and CHUD’s feature got me thinking about finally doing this.

Enjoy.

Remember: this isn’t like my other, sporadically-updated blogs.  This one has a post EVERY DAMN DAY.