Neglected Tweet Roundup: 12.12.10 - 12.18.10

I just started tweeting with vigor again the other day.  Here’s a weekly roundup I’m going to try to do of the tweets that I feel didn’t get enough, or any, love.

  • Getting women on the Internet to show you their tits is a tricky business. They may ask, “Do you have eyes?” Be sure to answer, “Yes.”
  • Baking some tater tots at the moment. Who wants to drop by my place and KEEP THEIR FUCKING HANDS OFF MY TATER TOTS?
  • INGLORIOUS MATHLETES
  • PLEDGE PRESENTS: THE SHINING
  • O MOTHER, WHERE ART THOU GOING TO MOVE THE DAVENPORT?

This has been your Neglected Tweet Roundup for Saturday, Dec. 18, 2010.  Good night and good luck.

shortgirl40 replied to your video: Since I know you are all just fascinated about the…

I hearted this to let you know I watched.

Awww.  You’re the most adorable little glutton for punishment.  Hopefully the next one will be more informative and actually funny.  I get so nervous when I’m doing a video that I hurry through it really fast and stop it before remembering to say anything interesting.  It’s a problem that I’m hoping to overcome.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video.]

Since I know you are all just fascinated about the daily minutia of my life, I now present the first chapter in a series of videos about where I live.  Making vids for the web is a new thing for me, and it’s going to take awhile until the videos are what you would call “good”.

Warning: this is boring and will prove itself to be a massive waste of your time.  I don’t even get naked in it.  Still, watch it if you must.