I Can't Hold It in Any Longer

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I would totally have sex with this man.  In or out of the Spock ears, it doesn’t matter.  I might as well own up to the fact that I’m a “non-practicing” bisexual, since DADT is no longer the law of the land.  Odds are, I will never fuck a guy (being actively bi just sounds like too much goddamn work), but if I ever did, it would be a dude like this.

Get in my mouth, Zachary.  It’s the logical thing to do.

Pretty Excited about That Repeal

Repealing Don’t Ask Don’t Tell is a big step in the right direction for this country’s attitudes toward gays.  Now that they can openly place their lives in harm’s way for their country, is it such a big deal to let them get married, too?

Really?

Is it?

No, it isn’t.

I only hope that the Mormons I work with don’t say anything negative about this repeal, because I have a hard time keeping mellow in the face of ignorance.  I’ll keep my mouth shut if they keep theirs the same way: my personal “don’t ask, don’t tell” for the workplace.

Before the Internet...

…how did people find out about deviant sexual activities?  For instance, I never would have know that women are sexy when they pee if not for the good ol’ Internet waking me up to this fact.  Sure, porn existed before the Internet, but it wasn’t always so easily accessible as it was starting in the 70s.

My theory?  They had newsreels devoted to this very subject that they showed at special “adults only” midnight shows.

Imagine a newsreel voice:

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. America!  Turning our eyes to Paris, we see the latest trend in marital relations!  The women there seem to enjoy taking deliveries in the “back door”!  It feels great, they say, and none of that pesky pregnancy!  And the men can’t get enough of it.  “I’ll never go back to the old way,” says this frisky Parisian!

But what does this activity bode for American birthrates and exceptional moral character?  Personally, this reporter says, “No, thank you, Francoise, the Misses and I will continue to make love the American way!  And you can keep those sinful condoms, too!”

That’s it for this chapter, ladies and gentemen!  Enjoy your movie!

Ron Howard to make push for Dark Tower movies.

http://herocomplex.latimes.com/2010/12/17/the-dark-tower-ron-howards-plans-an...

yhf:

farkette:

rolandslinger:

I can’t wait to see the man in black flee across the desert and the Gunslinger follow…ON SCREEN!!

(nod to gisellefromhell for the heads up)

I have yet to think of who would play Roland. Not one actor is good enough or cool enough in my eyes.

The actor chosen will make or break the movie.

Other than that OMG I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT TO SEE THIS HAPPEN.

any choice is bound to disappoint.

Viggo.