
I’m not here to make a sick joke about it. I just wanted to note that it’s a pretty sad thing that one of her last life memories was of her husband revealing himself to be a cheating scumbag. He disappointed a nation, but he destroyed one woman. Think about that.
What with this whole “I Wish I Could” post. It was really not my intention to get people to pass it around. Lesson: the Internet only participates in your games when you didn’t even mean to make one.
rachelfabulous replied to your post: One of These Is Not Like the Others
I’m in the bathroom.
As much as I appreciate that information (and trust me, I really, really do), I can’t like replies. Unless you do it this style, then yes, I’ll heart all over it.
One of these is no longer valid and is fading fast. Do me a favor: post a whole bunch of funny shit so that we can sweep her off the list by tomorrow. I’m sure you can do it!
The next one will actually place the same or greater value on my feelings as she does her own.
The next one will not live in another state where I can’t monitor her actions, making it easier for her to lie to me.
The next one will not be a “cool person” who cares more about being perceived as cool than just loving somebody for the dork that they are.
The next one will be somebody that I feel a spark of sexual need for almost immediately: that sort of thing doesn’t grow over time.
The next one won’t immediately have come out of a damaging relationship that colors every single one of her actions and feelings toward me.
The next one will tell me the truth.
The next one will understand the definition of the word “love”.
The next one will be a fucking depraved pervert, but for just one guy: me.
“I love you” doesn’t mean:
Ladies: if you’re ever concerned about whether to say, “I love you” to somebody, especially if you met them online, please refer to this post. If you need me to tell you what it actually does mean, you’re beyond help and should probably go live in a goddamn cave where you can’t continue to hurt anybody.
Because that’s the way life works, ladies and gentlemen.
I just really hope that.