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i like the simplicity.. his music is relaxing and chill. i know you don’t listen to jack johnson.. you already stated that. you gave your opinion and i replied with mine. calm the fuck down and go strangle some kittens already.

Yeah, but I still had some Jack Johnson hate to spew.  You’ve gotta get that stuff out or else it backs up and no kitten is safe.

Everybody's Musical Taste Is Pussy

I don’t know how this happened, but the “sound” of today’s youth is lame, emo “rock”-pop bullshit.  They all listen to it: Jack Johnson, Death Cab, Vampire Weekend, whatever the latest pseudo-clever mawkish terrible crap it is that they’re told to listen to.  I can’t remember the last time somebody under 30 drove past me and actually had fucking GUITARS blasting out of their car.

Hey, everybody, remember guitars?  I mean, REAL guitars, not the strummy garbage that seems embarassed by its own sound that everybody’s churning out nowadays?  When did kids become terrified by anything with some real passion?

And if they’re not listening to crappy pop singer-songwriters, they’re listening to the shittiest rock bands in the world.  Yeah, the boys in Nickelback play guitars, but it doesn’t mean they’re a real rock band.

I’m listening to Priestess right now and rocking the fuck out, but I know that the majority of people reading this right now would be scared by something like like this, something that rocks out unapologetically, because that isn’t cool any more.

Every generation says the music of the new generation sucks, but this is the first time I can think of that the music of the new generation is pussier than the last.

Fine, Perverts

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Another day, another part of the body I’m supposed to post.  I can’t wait for Butthole Wednesday.  That’s gonna be a real treat.

So here’s some slender, womanly thighs for you.  For added awesomeness, please note that I’m still sleeping on the sheets of a middle-schooler, which I really, really, really need to replace.

Okay, no more cheesecake for you today.  Go back to work.

Controversy!

Okay, not really.  I just thought I’d mention that I think I’m sorta coming around to being attracted to Britney Spears again.  It’s been a long road, lotta twists and turns, but I think I’m finally secure enough in my feelings to make this announcement:

Britney, I would be totally comfortable fucking you and jizzing on your tits.

This is a major breakthrough for me.  Go ahead and cry if you need to.  I want you all to feel safe enough to cry.