Imagine how upset I was when I scrolled down and this horrifying fact was revealed to me: she was wearing clothes!
Not cool, Tumblr. Not cool.

Imagine how upset I was when I scrolled down and this horrifying fact was revealed to me: she was wearing clothes!
Not cool, Tumblr. Not cool.
There’s apparently a rumor floating around the movie geek sites that the villain of The Dark Knight Rises will be none other than Dr. Hugo Strange.
Ahem.
That was a month ago.
Hey, Hollywood: when are you just going to fucking hire me already?
therealcherilyn replied to your post: therealcherilyn replied to your post: Everybody’s…
i like the simplicity.. his music is relaxing and chill. i know you don’t listen to jack johnson.. you already stated that. you gave your opinion and i replied with mine. calm the fuck down and go strangle some kittens already.
Yeah, but I still had some Jack Johnson hate to spew. You’ve gotta get that stuff out or else it backs up and no kitten is safe.
therealcherilyn replied to your post: Everybody’s Musical Taste Is Pussy
i like jack johnson. i make no apologies for that either. so eat me. ;)
His music all sounds like kids’ songs to me. He might as well be singing about curds & whey and itsy bitsy spiders. I don’t listen to kids’ music, and I don’t listen to cutesy-poo fucking Jack Johnson.
The sound of his voice makes me want to strangle newbown kittens.
I don’t know how this happened, but the “sound” of today’s youth is lame, emo “rock”-pop bullshit. They all listen to it: Jack Johnson, Death Cab, Vampire Weekend, whatever the latest pseudo-clever mawkish terrible crap it is that they’re told to listen to. I can’t remember the last time somebody under 30 drove past me and actually had fucking GUITARS blasting out of their car.
Hey, everybody, remember guitars? I mean, REAL guitars, not the strummy garbage that seems embarassed by its own sound that everybody’s churning out nowadays? When did kids become terrified by anything with some real passion?
And if they’re not listening to crappy pop singer-songwriters, they’re listening to the shittiest rock bands in the world. Yeah, the boys in Nickelback play guitars, but it doesn’t mean they’re a real rock band.
I’m listening to Priestess right now and rocking the fuck out, but I know that the majority of people reading this right now would be scared by something like like this, something that rocks out unapologetically, because that isn’t cool any more.
Every generation says the music of the new generation sucks, but this is the first time I can think of that the music of the new generation is pussier than the last.
And, you know, seriously: fuck this guy.
Not only is he a successful animator and voice-actor, his Twitter page is fucking hilarious, he can sing, and just to really make you feel like shit, he’s cuter than George Clooney in Tigger pajamas. I mean, FUCK, dude, we get it! You’re better than all of us! Okay!
I’ve got such a raging jealousy boner right now.
genstarrin replied to your post: Controversy!
I never thought we’d get to this point.
I’d like to thank all of my friends for their support during this trying time, and special thanks go out to Britney herself, for making the effort to be hot again. It’s really appreciated, Brit!
Another day, another part of the body I’m supposed to post. I can’t wait for Butthole Wednesday. That’s gonna be a real treat.
So here’s some slender, womanly thighs for you. For added awesomeness, please note that I’m still sleeping on the sheets of a middle-schooler, which I really, really, really need to replace.
Okay, no more cheesecake for you today. Go back to work.
Okay, not really. I just thought I’d mention that I think I’m sorta coming around to being attracted to Britney Spears again. It’s been a long road, lotta twists and turns, but I think I’m finally secure enough in my feelings to make this announcement:
Britney, I would be totally comfortable fucking you and jizzing on your tits.
This is a major breakthrough for me. Go ahead and cry if you need to. I want you all to feel safe enough to cry.
Stop trying to guilt me into reblogging your shit just so that you can feel more popular. I will never reblog that sort of liberal-guilt-chain-post bullshit. I’ve made it very clear how I feel about this issue on this and other blogs; I don’t have to kowtow to your demand for a reblog to prove my gay-loving cred.