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Following the premature end of Maddy Naif’s life, and nearing his own end, Pierrecourt’s writing became more and more concerned with solving the riddle of his tragic muse: why she stayed with him, whether he loved her or not, whether she ever did in return.  His final interviewer asked him right out, “Do you think Maddy loved you?”

Pierrecourt’s answer was characteristically both blunt and circumspect: “I can never know for certain.  But she sucked my cock every day for over a decade, which I flatter myself to think must count for something.”

pwrbttm replied to your post: So Yeah…

I don’t know what post you’re talking about because I don’t pay that much attention to you, BUT WHEN I DO TUNE IN you’re bitching about losing followers. My bad timing and you caring too much is gonna cost you this follower. Good luck.

Well.  What an interesting day I’m having.  I mention my follow count how often?  I don’t know, but it’s pretty rare, and when other people do it it doesn’t even irritate me.  This person, who by the way I never particularly paid attention to either, is missing out on some potentially cool shit when I finally stop being emo.  But oh, well.  Another lost auto-follow-backer who never really took the time to find out what I’m even about.

Shrugging out loud.

So Yeah...

…not surprisingly, that post lost me a follower.  I really don’t understand people sometimes.  What the fuck did you expect when you followed me in the first place?  Am I alone in doing a few pages of reasearch on a Tumblr before following back?  Did the toilet-licking disturb you?  That was sort of the point.  It was, you know, a joke.

I’m just sitting here shaking my head at how dumb some people are.

And it’s not like it’s really that important to me.  I keep tabs on my follower count, and everybody likes to have more (those that deny this simply fact make me wonder why they’re even on Tumblr in the first place), but I’m not follow-bombing Tumblr to round up more.  Everybody likes reaching a milestone, and if a silly smutty joke is going to scare you off, I’d rather not have you around anyway.

But still.  What the hell?

Finally Broke the 180 Follower Mark

I’ve been hovering around this point for a few weeks now, gaining two followers, but losing three, gaining one, losing two, gaining two more, then later losing one, etc.  But now I’m at 180, which is a nice, healthy, not-particularly-impressive amount, and if I loss one right now, dipping my count down below 180 once I’ve FINALLY achieved that lofty number…

…well, I don’t think I can be held responsible for my actions.

So, even if I post a whole bunch of pics of girls licking toilets:

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…you are not allowed to unfollow me, do you understand?  Even if I cruelly mock your musical/movie/sartorial tastes with a lighthearted jab at one of your posts.

Once you’re in, you’re in, fuckers.  I’m like a Roach Motel.  There’s no escaping this.

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I should listen to this sexy shemale.  From now on, I’m taking all of my advice from hot chicks with dicks.  They know where it’s at.

Seriously, though, I didn’t mean to alarm anybody.  I confused “Truthful Tuesday” with “Bleak Reality Tuesday”.  It’s a common mistake.

Here’s a (slightly) less depressing truth: I like the Underworld movies.

Discuss.

EDIT: How much is it bothering me that the black box over her tits doesn’t have a period at the end of the sentence, but the box over her cock does?  A lot.  It bothers me a lot.