Beard Growth Update
As you can see, it’s coming along nicely. Soon, I’ll be able to convincingly wear a watch cap and talk about sharks. SO EXCITED.

As you can see, it’s coming along nicely. Soon, I’ll be able to convincingly wear a watch cap and talk about sharks. SO EXCITED.
Messages are away to everybody brave enough to reply to my call. Thank you, everybody. That was fun.
Of course, the offer is still open to any late-comers.
Reply to this post and I’ll send you a private message outlining various explicit and filthy things you put me in mind of. Only those who can exercise the utmost discretion need apply.
Thank you.
I just now discovered/realized that the guy who played doomed, hefty Red Six pilot Jek Porkins also played one of the Army twits from the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark. My mind is blown.
On my walk to work, depending on the route I take I sometimes pass by a photo lab. The lab has a sign attached to their outer wall, an old-fashioned looking sign, that reads, “We use Kodak paper—for a good look.”
“For a good look”? Really? This appears to be an official Kodak sign; it has their logo on it and everything, but the sentiment is just so 1970’s. “For a good look.”
Can you imagine any modern ad executive approving a slogan like this? “What, it only looks good? No, it looks FUCKING AMAZING! Put that on your sign, pussy! Our paper FUCKS your paper IN THE ASS!”
I don’t know what Kodak’s current slogan is, but it’s probably something shitty like, “Kodak—Your memories never looked so real,” because that’s the way that advertising works nowadays.
Not just, “For a good look.”
Imagine applying that advertising philosophy to everything:
“Goodyear Tires—For a decent ride.”
“General Foods—So your food has okay flavor.”
“Sony TV’s—You turn ‘em on, and there’s a picture there!”
Every time I see this sign, I’m just sort of charmed, because something about it speaks to a simpler and more innocent time, back when it was enough to assure your customers that your Kodak paper would give their photographs “a good look”. Because what more do you honestly need from photographic paper?
It took long enough, but this photo has finally been reblogged. That’s a long wait for a punchline.
allutouch replied to your post: mentalextensions replied to your post: Shouting…
I am the demon lying in you’re abyss|hole|bed
In my “abbysshole?” What? Was I just Tumblr raped?
mentalextensions replied to your post: Shouting into the Abyss
hellooo helloo helloActually, what I shouted was, “Let’s make hot fuck action!” So, if you really want to provide me with a friendly echo, that would be the proper response.
CHEESE IT IT’S THE COPS!
mentalextensions replied to your post: Shouting into the Abyss
hellooo helloo hello
Actually, what I shouted was, “Let’s make hot fuck action!” So, if you really want to provide me with a friendly echo, that would be the proper response.
There isn’t even an echo.