Sometimes...
…you just want to take things back to a simpler, less jaded time, and masturbate to some good, old-fashioned, beautiful girls licking each other’s vaginas.

…you just want to take things back to a simpler, less jaded time, and masturbate to some good, old-fashioned, beautiful girls licking each other’s vaginas.
I don’t know, I really don’t. Nothing to see here; please move along.
“Ow! Fuck you, Colgate!”
“She’s shorter than you, but you’re tinier. If you took a person 5’ 8” or so, and shrunk her down proportionally, eventually you would have you.”
“If you have intercourse standing up, while both of you are dressed like fishermen, you will have a boy.”
“You hurt my feelings. I’m taking your number out of my cell phone.”
“When I think of them having sex, it isn’t heartbreaking. It just sort of grosses me out.”
“There’s a large Shrek plush doll lying at the edge of the yard, face down in the dirt and the leaves, and it’s just so incredibly sad.”
rachelfabulous replied to your post: Wrong Night to Sleep
I missed it too. Fuck this.
I’ll be home again tonight, though, and I’ll make sure I’m all amped up on caffeine and sugary food if any of you are up for a second round.
Apparently, a bunch of hot ladies were drunk all over Tumblr last night while I was passed out early on the sofa. Ladies, can we reschedule the flirty, Tumblr sex orgy that would have occurred if I hadn’t been unconscious?
Thank you.
This is a note I found on the floor of the work bathroom stall. I did not touch it, but yes, I was sitting on the toilet when I snapped this pic.
If it’s too blurry for you to interpret, here is the text:
Commitment
let God drive, to trust him [something] actions
-to myself, to know me and love me
-to do the work, study my stuff
Observations:
Watching this movie right now. So many great little moments.
…please take a moment to remember the fearless officers and stormtroopers who valiantly gave their lives on Death Stars I and II, looking eternity unblinkingly in the eye as they were brutally murdered by the criminals Luke Skywalker and Lando Calrissian. Let this forever be a day of mourning throughout the Empire.
I was expecting a dopey and exploitative killer (possible giant) crocodile movie, but what I got was a tense and sad little thriller about three likeable Australian folks and one serious fucker of a crocodile. Recommended!
…is the attractive young Australian birds splashing around in the water. The cutie on the right is already winning my killer croc wet t-shirt contest.