
…proves how awesome they are and will never have to provide further evidence of this fact.
Sure, we can play this game, sister.
I can keep this up all day.
therealcherilyn replied to your post: therealcherilyn replied to your post:…
no way. yer a girl & i only have sex with hot girls.
The conventional wisdom is that plain girls fuck harder.
therealcherilyn replied to your post: Seriously?
you cry a lot. sissy.
You’re just trying to start a fight with me because you want the make-up sex. I know the way you do.
Who remembers or keeps addresses and contact information for previous residences and landlords? I can’t even remember the streets my last two places were on.
FUCKING PAPERWORK.
I should just go live in a cave. You have no idea how much I goddamn hate this. The landlady here WANTS to rent to me, why do I have to fill all of this crap out?
WHY? HUH?
WHY?
Ever have one of those days when you’re just feeling sexier than usual? That’s me, today. Maybe it’s the beard growing in, maybe it’s my poverty-caused dwindling gut, but I feel totally doable today. Like, I’d even consider doing myself right now, and that’s saying something.
Ladies: you’re missing out.
I’m happy to report that my crush-block is now fully populated by hot females.
Ms. Boobstein, you should be happy with your new position.
Who needs a copy? Come on, don’t be shy.
“Oh, my goodness! We forgot all about the butt in the first and second editions!”
Third Edition: Now with a whole awesome part about the butt.