My Plan to Become Beloved

I’m moderately well-liked, in general, on the various social networks I’ve used over the years.  But I’ve never been one of those must-follow people.  Something about me, or my personality, or my posts, or maybe even my face, stops people before they cross that line.  The beloved line.

Well, this is all about to change, because my goal for the next year of Tumbling is for me to become a beloved fucking Tumblr personality, right up there with that one guy, and the chick with the things, and that other chick with the face.  I’m going to chisel my face onto Mount Tumblmore right next to the dude with the beard and boob chick.  Yes.  Yes, I AM!

So hold on tight.  Because the next few months are going to be full of the sort of posts that are guaranteed to earn me the beloved status that I so crave.  You’re gonna be all “reblog” and “recommend” and “I knew Kevin when”.

Everybody’s gonna want to come chill in this lighthouse, bitches.

(Calling my followers “bitches” is step one to becoming beloved.  Trust me on this.)

The Thrill Is Gone

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Sasha, my dear, when you look into my eyes while sucking another man’s cock, or while taking huge dicks up the ass, or performing any other of your vast repertoire of filthy, filthy acts, I’m just not feeling it like I used to.

It’s not you, it’s me.

Perhaps you are over-exposed.

Perhaps hardcore sucking and fucking and cumming is starting to get a little boring and repetitive for me, no matter who’s performing it.  Whatever it is, let’s face it, Sasha: I haven’t masturbated to you in months.

I think it would better for us both if we stopped kidding ourselves and just went out separate ways.

No, Sasha…my feelings for Amber have nothing to do with this.

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Nothing at all.  Don’t be ridiculous, Sasha.

Things

Things I Have Not Done Today
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Masturbate
Shave
Eat a decent meal
Write (blogging doesn’t count)
Laundry
Vacuum

Things I Will Definitely Do By the End of the Day
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Masturbate