Fact!
Any video or television program, watched at the right volume, sounds exactly like pornography when heard from another room.

Any video or television program, watched at the right volume, sounds exactly like pornography when heard from another room.
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Nobody likes a gloater, my dear. Well, I do in this case, but as a general rule, nobody does.
I’m disappointed by how few of you have demanded my telephone number. By “few” I mean “actually none at all”.
I THOUGHT WE WERE PALS.
Anybody out there who feels that they should have it, PM me and I’ll consider it.
God-damn you for fucking this up. GodDAMN you.
Because of your spinelessness and inability to act, the same dumbshits, now even worse than the old breed, are going to swoop right back into power. And it’s your fault.
It’s your fault.
Your fault.
You.
Fucking.
Craven.
Cowardly.
Slinky-spined.
Fucking.
Democrats.
I’m about to go for a walk, which will terminate at the phone store, whereupon I shall get my telephone interacting with a damn communications network, meaning that people can call me again. Woo-hoo.
I love D&D-core metal.
I wish I could somehow explain to my cock that it’s not worth it to get so excited every damn morning. Nothing’s going to happen, cock. I mean, yes, fine, I indulged you the other morning, but 99 times out of a hundred, I’m just going to be too damn tired. I have plenty to handle first thing in the morning with my dog whining to go out and my stomach whining to eat without you chipping in with your problems.
I’m watching Jaws: The Revenge and eating junk food, and if you know a more excellent way to spend Halloween, I’d like to know what it is.
EDIT: For a more perfect Halloween, I would like the company, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
Happy Halloween, Tumblr goblins.