Who Are the Writers out there? Let's Be Friends

I was chatting with a Tumblr-ite (Tumblrer, Tulmblrputian, Tumblroid?), and she revealed that she was a writer.  Armed with this knowledge, I immediately went and wrote another page on my new Lid Palmer story, which had been lying fallow for about two weeks previously.

I can put two and two together.  I need a support network.  I need people keeping me on task, talking about writing, reading their writing, feeding me info and advice and feedback all pertaining to WRITING.  Without it, I’m content to wander the Internet looking at vaginas all day.

Who out there is a writer?  Who considers themselves one?  Who actually gets paid for it?  Whoever you are: I want to talk to you.  It’s necessary to keep me at it, to remind me what it is I love to do, to keep me aware of what I’m good at.

I’ve already created a pulp-fiction blog to showcase my work and the work of others.  Submit to it, or maybe challenge yourself to write something in that genre if it’s unfamiliar to you.  Critique, comment, communicate.

It’s a big Intertnet.  I’m certain that it can do more than merely titillate.

WHO ARE YOU?

Someone on my Facebook page told me they were a supporter of gay rights because they "rub it out all the time to girl on girl porn". I asked, "How many times have you rubbed it out to guy on guy porn?" And he replied, "EWWWW Gross".

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And I said…I REST MY CASE.

A couple times…like three or four times…I like to challenge my sexuality from time to time.  Oh, wait…are we counting shemale porn?  If so, we’re talking dozens of times.

Conversations with 14-Year Olds

Soon I won’t be having confusing conversations with Jill’s kid any more, so here’s one we just had today for your reading pleasure.

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KID: Zach and I were fake bare-knuckle boxing, and he did something to me that felt like I was bitch-slapped with sandpaper.  But there was good reason for it…I was standing behind him and pretending to HALO tea-bag him.

ME: … In my day we played cowboys and Indians.

Thank You, Amber Rayne

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Since I pledged not to feature porn on my blog anymore, this comparatively demure photo is about as close as I can get to the incredibly extreme and filthy things that you do on a regular basis with unparalleled enthusiasm.

I just wanted to thank you for what you do.  Wherever you are right now, however many cocks are going into you, rest assured that you are appreciated for the many, many orgasms you give to your fans.

Some say porn isn’t art, but I’ll just say this: I’ve never jerked off looking at a Picasso.

TRUTH.

iamjustcara replied to your post: I Am Very Likely Moving back to Oregon

This is very likely inappropriate, but REALLY who couldn’t have called that relationship a long time ago. Fuck, Last December it was already lots of flirting, so, really, who cares when it becomes “official”. Kimscrackers is in Oregon. She’s ubercool

Next time you’re thinking something might be inappropriate, please send me a message rather than posting the comment in public.  Because you’re right: it is.

There are a lot of cool chicks in Oregon.