theothersarah replied to your post: Attention: Assholes
Oh, I will shank a bitch for talking shit to or about either of you.
You’re one of those good ones I was talking about yesterday.

theothersarah replied to your post: Attention: Assholes
Oh, I will shank a bitch for talking shit to or about either of you.
You’re one of those good ones I was talking about yesterday.
It’s turkey bacon in there. I actually prefer it to “real” bacon.
Do I still get Internet props? It’s still technically bacon, in a skillet of hash browns. Does it really matter which animal it was cut from?
I bet it does, doesn’t it?
You know what? Screw you guys. I’m gonna eat my hash browns with turkey bacon, and I’m not saving any for you.
So take that.
Anybody out there who was sending shitty messages to Jill yesterday had better stow that fucking attitude. I didn’t say anything shitty about her, and nobody here has any right to say anything shitty about her.
I can’t believe I was just talking about how awesome people are on Tumblr while people were sending hate mail. Whatever my current status with Jill, I care for her very much, and if you were engaged in this fucked-up behavior yesterday, I invite you to stop being my friend immediately.
Cheers.
Every once in awhile, I catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror and briefly see myself as others may see me, and I think, “Well, that guy over there isn’t entirely unattractive!” Then the spell is broken and I find myself seeing only the flaws. But sometimes…sometimes I even work up the nerve to post a photo on the Internet without a shirt on. And when I say sometimes, I really mean: this has never happened before.
So enjoy it while you can, ladies, because you never know how long it’s going to be until the next time.
Just sayin’.
Live long and prosper, you sonsabitches, all of you.
Is there a way to voice your utter disdain and disgust for a person you weren’t following in the first place? Like, maybe I could follow this person realy quick just for the pleasure of dramatically hitting the “unfollow” button on him/her?
Is there any way short of sending a shitty DM or painting the name of this person all over the Internet to communicate what a piece of crap I think he/she is? Probably not, huh?
Okay. I’ll just sit here in furious silence.
You know, when they’re angry or upset or heartbroken, and they immediately change their hairstyle, like that’s going to have some real-world bearing on their emotional state? Yeah, that’s idiotic. Just thought I’d put that out there.
Oh, also: I’m bald now.
Funny how I tend to shave my head when my life is in turmoil. I’m sure it’s a complete coincidence.
jbboobstein replied to your post: Jillzey and I Are No Longer a Couple
the heart did not mean yay. its an empathetic heart.
Haha, so I assumed, madam. Perhaps Tumblr needs a new button that means that.
I won’t be getting into “reasons” or “blame” here in public. This is just the way it is, now, and apologies to all of you who thought that we were a great couple. I did, too.
I won’t be answering any questions or commenting on this any further. Thanks for your understanding in this matter.