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I should have been drinking beer for the last hour already! I’ll have to drink them twice as fast for the next hour, now.

I should have been drinking beer for the last hour already! I’ll have to drink them twice as fast for the next hour, now.
librariansoul replied to your post: alohabetty replied to your post: Top Five: Guys I…
He’s just kind of generic CW hottie. He doesn’t stand out to me. I mean, sure, I’d fuck him (WOULD I) but he’s not on my list at all.
I don’t know if you watch the show or not, but spending five years with Dean Winchester will definitely change your mind about the man who plays him. Jill used to talk about this guy making her moist, and I didn’t really get it until I was a couple seasons in.
alohabetty replied to your post: Top Five: Guys I Would Gladly Jump the Fence For
I could take or leave that Ackles guy, but the rest… Dude, you know a fuckable man when you see one. Good job.
I have excellent gay-taste. When I eventually come out of the closet (Jill thinks this is a certainty), I’m going to have some trouble managing my ludicrously high standards.
I’ve noticed some people are sort of ho-hum about Ackles. Is it just because he’s on tv? Are we suffering from a little small-screen prejudice?
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She sort of gamed the system a bit, but points for creativity, madam! Now to work myself into a lather and creep you out via your askhole.
It’s gonna be one of you lucky people, today, who receives a private, smutty, come-on message from me, the So Goddamn Clever guy. It’s the gift that keeps on something or other.
Time’s running out fast! Get those messages in!
paxochka replied to your post: Top Five: Guys I Would Gladly Jump the Fence For
I call Supernatural “Chick Porn”. I have no fucking idea what they’re doing or saying but they’re so hot I watch it. Storyline, what storyline?
Oh, yes, it’s totally chick porn. Why else do you think those two handsome fellows fight and hug so much? But the storyline is actually pretty amazing, so you should try watching it with the volume turned up next time.
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librariansoul replied to your post: Top Five: Guys I Would Gladly Jump the Fence For
Jensen ACKLES? What the hell ever. As for the others I can only quarrel with your ordering. I mean, Karl Urban as #1? Over RDJ AND Jude Law? What if it was both of them, à la Sherlock Holmes?
Ha. I guess you missed the part where I said they were in no particular order.
Really, it’s not Ackles as much as it is his character Dean Winchester, and it’s not Ackles’ fault he’s a teen CW star: the dude is hot, the show rocks, and he’s really fucking good in it.
Yes, a Holmes and Watson sandwich probably trumps all.
In no particular order:
5.
Robert Downer, Jr. Yes, still.
4.
Jensen Ackles. I blame Jill for this. Supernatural is both a great show and also a frequent instigator of boners.
3.
Christian Bale. I think every man in the world secretly wants a piece of this, so I don’t feel gay at all for wanting to put him all in my mouth.
2.
Jude Law, but really only in his guise as Dr. John Watson. Yes, Sherlock Holmes is a work of pornography for me.
1.
Karl Urban. He played both Eomer and Dr. Leonard McCoy, which makes him fuckable anyway in my book, but holy shit! he’s ridiculously good-looking to boot.