I'm in a Mood

So I suggest you all lock your daughters up tight.  Because tonight, after the sun goes down, I’m gonna come into your homes, and no matter how much you scream and beg and protest: I’m gonna turn your girls into werewolves.

They you’ll have werewolf daughters, and that won’t be so wonderful, will it?  And all because you didn’t heed my advice.

You are all terrible parents.

Available Fuckyeahs

Sometimes, it seems like all the “fuckyeah” Tumblr accounts are already taken.  For instance, I was going to do a “fuckyeahshemales.tumblr.com”, but dammit, wouldn’t you know it: already exists.  There’s even a fuckyeahwinstonchurchill.tumblr.com, for fuck’s sake.

These, however, as of this writing, do not:

fuckyeaholdguys.tumblr.com
fuckyeahcottagecheese.tumblr.com
fuckyeahcancer.tumblr.com
fuckyeahbuttfucking.tumblr.com
fuckyeahthatshittyoldtvshow.tumblr.com
fuckyeahanalwarts.tumblr.com

and

fuckyeahdownsyndrome.tumblr.com

Now, go forth and create the perfect Tumblr!  You’re welcome.

librariansoul replied to your post: librariansoul replied to your post: Tumblr…

You didn’t say the recommendations were for *you.* You just asked for “favorites.” Hmph.

Okay, okay, good point.  I wasn’t clear, so here we go:

“Please inform me of some of your favorite smutty Tumblrs, which are not my own, and which skew mostly heterosexual, which I might use for my own filthy gratification, thank you and God bless.”

Fail Fail

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This image is up on the front page of Failblog right now.  As a resident of Salt Lake City, Utah, I have an issue with calling this a “fail”, because (this may come as some surprise to you all) we totally get it.

We’re not so backwards in Utah that we don’t understand what a “slut” is.  This design is printed on tight t-shirts for hot girls with great racks, on panties, boxers, and everything else.

It is completely intentional.  Even thought I’ve only lived here for two years, I find it rather insulting that somebody out there believes that everybody in this city is too fucking dense or too busy worshipping Christ to get this joke.  I’ve gotten to know a lot of people in this town, and there are no more idiots here than there are in any good-sized city.  In fact, the people here are generally pretty smart, in my experience.

FAIL, Failblog.