I Just Chased away Two Kids Using Our Front Yard as a Park

Two boys, around six and five or something.  First, they were wandering around next to the house, and I ignored them.  Then, they were actually sitting on our front steps talking loudly about stupid little kid stuff.  I asked them if they lived around here.  They said, “No,” so I told them they were sitting on our front steps and to please go somewhere they belong.

They wandered over to the fence between our house and the neighbors’ and started to throw barkdust over the fence.  “Excuse me,” I said, more scarily this time, “This is not a park.  You are on our property.  Please leave it.”

I will never forgive the builders of this property for making the walkway to our front door look exactly the same as the sidewalk, because every little shit thinks they can just wander around on it.

I can hear their stupid voices right now fucking around in somebody else’s yard.

No, I’m not a grumpy old man…I’ve actually hated little kids for years.

Who the Hell's Driving this Train?

Today, we received two NetFlix movies in the mail: Mona Lisa Smile, and The Longest Yard (the remake).

One of them is a chick flick that I’m fairly certain has Julia Roberts in it, and the other is an Adam Sandler remake of a movie that, let’s be honest, isn’t really great to begin with.  I can’t imagine that Jill chose either of those movies, and I know I didn’t, because I don’t have access to the queue and I…I just wouldn’t.

Last week, we got a Blue Collar Comedy thing hosted by Bill Engvall (one “L”, two “Ls”, who gives a shit?), and trust me, neither I nor my girlfriend was responsible for that gonorrhea.

But who the hell is responsible?  It appears that our queue has been hijacked by somebody with the worst taste in movies imaginable, but WHO?  How do we get it back?  I want the NetFlix queue back!