An Idea

You know how you're sometimes reading a long book, and you're not making much progress in it, and you start to feel self-conscious about the fact that your bookmark isn't advancing, and you think that everbody's judging you? Am I the only one who feels this way?

Well, never fear, for now we have the Editorial Bookmark!

Boremark
Alternative messages: "LOOK, I'M A SLOW READER, OKAY?" or  "I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME".

Conversely, the following options would be available: "BLAZIN' THROUGH THIS!", "SPEED READER!" or "I DON'T HAVE A JOB", for  those times when you're deep into a thick tome.

Soon to never be available at your local Barnes & Noble Booksellers.