I Take Issue with Your Opinions, USA Network
I just saw a promo for Raiders of the Lost Ark and National Treasure on USA where the narrator actually had the gall to compare Indiana Jones and [whatever Nicolas Cage's character is named in that other shitty film], before coming to the conclusion that they are equally "awesome".
No.
NO, USA.
[Nicolas Cage's character in some shitty Indy Jones rip-off] is not as awesome as Indiana Jones. Neither, for that matter, is [Brendan Fraser's character in those other shitty Indy Jones rip-offs], or even [any other character Harrison Ford has ever played, including Han Solo].
One shitty Indiana Jones film does not drag the character down to the level of a medicated Nicolas Cage paycheck performance. NO.
NO, USA. BAD CABLE CHANNEL.
