About This Kevin Guy

My friends all tell me I don't look like I'm 40. This is either because I am age-defiant or because I don't know how to dress like an adult. I have opinions about things that border on the fanatical; fortunately, those opinions are the corrects ones to have. I am politically liberal. I am ostensibly heterosexual, although the content of my blogs will often make you question this statement. I am a pervert, but a perfect gentleman, in my way. I have never been in a fight, shot a guy or jumped from an exploding skyscraper, so I guess I'm not as awesome as John McClane (but I am pretty awesome).

Here are some things I like:

  • Salami on pizzas. It's so much better than pepperoni, people! Why can't you see this?
  • Westerns.
  • The sort of pornography that stains your soul.
  • Punk.
  • Metal.
  • A juicy, greasy cheeseburger.
  • Sunny, cool days with a slight breeze.
  • Beautiful shemales that confound my sexuality.
  • Absurd humor.
  • Old-school tabletop roleplaying games.
  • Dogs.
  • Victorian genre fiction.
  • Watching pretty girls pee.
  • Grilled cheese sandwiches.
  • Beer.
  • Whiskey.
  • Reading.
  • Writing.

I think that's a pretty good overview. You now know me better than my parents