About This Kevin Guy
My friends all tell me I don't look like I'm 40. This is either because I am age-defiant or because I don't know how to dress like an adult. I have opinions about things that border on the fanatical; fortunately, those opinions are the corrects ones to have. I am politically liberal. I am ostensibly heterosexual, although the content of my blogs will often make you question this statement. I am a pervert, but a perfect gentleman, in my way. I have never been in a fight, shot a guy or jumped from an exploding skyscraper, so I guess I'm not as awesome as John McClane (but I am pretty awesome).
Here are some things I like:
- Salami on pizzas. It's so much better than pepperoni, people! Why can't you see this?
- Westerns.
- The sort of pornography that stains your soul.
- Punk.
- Metal.
- A juicy, greasy cheeseburger.
- Sunny, cool days with a slight breeze.
- Beautiful shemales that confound my sexuality.
- Absurd humor.
- Old-school tabletop roleplaying games.
- Dogs.
- Victorian genre fiction.
- Watching pretty girls pee.
- Grilled cheese sandwiches.
- Beer.
- Whiskey.
- Reading.
- Writing.
I think that's a pretty good overview. You now know me better than my parents
