You Make the Call!
What, exactly, was Jill making in our bathroom, possibly in the toilet, and which federal agency should I call?
- Napalm! Call the FBI!
- Crystal meth. Summon the DEA!
- No idea, but it looks toxic as shit! Alert the EPA!

What, exactly, was Jill making in our bathroom, possibly in the toilet, and which federal agency should I call?