Top Five: Things People Will Say When I Am Eventually Revealed as the "Salt Lake Shemale Strangler"

5.  Kevin whosis?  Yes, yes, it’s striking a bell.  I may have perused his blogs one time or another.  Didn’t care for them, really.  Too many words, not enough pictures.  I like pictures.  Especially ones about kittens and the mischief they perpetrate!  Oh, I could look at those all day!  But getting back to this Kevin fellow, yes, damn peculiar, and I don’t mind saying it.

4.  Strangling women I could understand, but shemales?  That’s just creepy!

3.  Can’t say I’m surprised at all.  One time he even posted a blog about what people would say when he was eventually revealed as the “Salt Lake Shemale Strangler”!  We all thought it was a joke!  How naive we were.

2.  He always seemed like such a harmless psychotic.  Just another person harboring a deep, murderous urge that he would never actually exercise, you know?

1.  Does Salt Lake even have any shemales?  [Runs off to perform a quick Google search.]  I stand corrected.