Top Five: Things People Will Say When I Am Eventually Revealed as the "Salt Lake Shemale Strangler"
5. Kevin whosis? Yes, yes, it’s striking a bell. I may have perused his blogs one time or another. Didn’t care for them, really. Too many words, not enough pictures. I like pictures. Especially ones about kittens and the mischief they perpetrate! Oh, I could look at those all day! But getting back to this Kevin fellow, yes, damn peculiar, and I don’t mind saying it.
4. Strangling women I could understand, but shemales? That’s just creepy!
3. Can’t say I’m surprised at all. One time he even posted a blog about what people would say when he was eventually revealed as the “Salt Lake Shemale Strangler”! We all thought it was a joke! How naive we were.
2. He always seemed like such a harmless psychotic. Just another person harboring a deep, murderous urge that he would never actually exercise, you know?
1. Does Salt Lake even have any shemales? [Runs off to perform a quick Google search.] I stand corrected.
