I Have 96 Followers
When this baby gets up to 100 followers, you’re gonna see some serious shit.*
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*”Serious shit” may or not turn out to be photographs of women actually defecating that Kevin will post in facetious “celebration” of his new Tumblr milestone.**
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**You never really know how serious I am with these threats.***
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***But now you’re sort of morbidly curious, aren’t you? You should recommend me to your friends.****
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****Who may wind up hating you.
