I Have 99 Followers
I was gonna say, “and a bitch ain’t one,” but let’s face it: there are plenty of bitches who read my blog. Plenty.
PLE-HE-HEHHHHN-TY.
But thats cool, you know. I ain’t hatin’, as the kids say nowadays.
I just need one more of you bitches to step up and make me feel like I’m doing this Tumblr thing right.
You know who you are.
(Hint: it’s really anybody out there who wants to follow me. I’m not picky.)
