I Have 99 Followers

I was gonna say, “and a bitch ain’t one,” but let’s face it: there are plenty of bitches who read my blog.  Plenty.

PLE-HE-HEHHHHN-TY.

But thats cool, you know.  I ain’t hatin’, as the kids say nowadays.

I just need one more of you bitches to step up and make me feel like I’m doing this Tumblr thing right.

You know who you are.

(Hint: it’s really anybody out there who wants to follow me.  I’m not picky.)