Viking, Pirate, Ninja
Space Pirates FTW!
It works like rock, paper, scissors.
Ninja beats Pirate.
Viking beats Ninja.
Nothing beats Viking.
Space vikings would sodomize your pirates, set fire to their space-galleon (yes, FIRE in SPACE because they’re THAT BADASS), and then drink to their health from your space pirate captain’s hollowed-out skull. Then they’d have breakfast.
