Conversation: "Cuts"
At work, we were all on break, and one co-worker, who I have mentioned before, who is sort of emo and always seems butthurt about something, was talking about the cuts on his hands.
COWORKER: I’ve only been working for two hours and already I have, like six new cuts on my hands and arms, it’s crazy.
ME: Yeah, but how many of them were accidents, and how many were self-inflicted cries for attention?
