I Thought About...
…posting a photo of myself on the toilet and declaring it “Toilet Tuesday”, so I could then sit back and ogle all the pics of the lovely ladies of Tumblr posing on the commode, but then I came to my senses: nobody else would participate, and the end result would only be that there was a photo of me out there sitting on the toilet for future employers to stumble across.
Yet another great plan ruined by fucking reality.
aerissa: So that idea’s in the toilet then? You weren’t bowled over by it? Figured it was a shitty idea? Bet trashing it put you in a pissy mood.
Bad puns and bathroom humour. Up next, fart jokes.
See, this is why I need a chaperone. Or an editor. Or a leash.
We’re in love now.
