I Thought About...

aerissa:

sogoddamn:

…posting a photo of myself on the toilet and declaring it “Toilet Tuesday”, so I could then sit back and ogle all the pics of the lovely ladies of Tumblr posing on the commode, but then I came to my senses: nobody else would participate, and the end result would only be that there was a photo of me out there sitting on the toilet for future employers to stumble across.

Yet another great plan ruined by fucking reality.

aerissa:  So that idea’s in the toilet then? You weren’t bowled over by it?  Figured it was a shitty idea?  Bet trashing it put you in a pissy mood. 

Bad puns and bathroom humour.  Up next, fart jokes.

See, this is why I need a chaperone.  Or an editor.  Or a leash. 

We’re in love now.