Further Signs of the Coming Stupid
I seem to have lost basic motor function. In the grocery store, I was walking along with a carry-basket, and I clumsily slammed it right into one of those old-lady scooters that was being driven by, well, an old lady, and even though I didn’t hit her, just her scooter, she looked at me as if I’d just slapped her across the face with a bear dick.
Later, I opened the car door directly into the vehicle next to me.
So, let’s review: stupid, clumsly, and I’m currently wearing a STAR WARS t-shirt that I bought over ten years ago when I still thought it was cool. I am looking, and acting, like the sort of guy who, when you ask him what his hobbies are, says, “Eating and TV.”
Somebody stimulate my brain (yes, my brain…I can stimulate the other parts all by myself).
