Some People Are Posting A Pic of Audrey Hepburn
And it struck me that when people see a pic of Ms. Hepburn, the reactions stick to a pretty predictable pattern:
- She is so classy and elegant.
- She is so beautiful.
- So adorable.
- Such a lovely inspiration for today’s girls.
- Blah blah blah.
Never do people say, “I would love to travel back in time and have dirty, dirty goddamn sex with Audrey Hepburn.”
Until now, that is. Because if I could time-travel, I would have filthy fucking sex with Charade-era Audren Hepburn. Let’s all be honest with ourselves: most of you would, too.
