Some People Are Posting A Pic of Audrey Hepburn

And it struck me that when people see a pic of Ms. Hepburn, the reactions stick to a pretty predictable pattern:

  • She is so classy and elegant.
  • She is so beautiful.
  • So adorable.
  • Such a lovely inspiration for today’s girls.
  • Blah blah blah.

Never do people say, “I would love to travel back in time and have dirty, dirty goddamn sex with Audrey Hepburn.”

Until now, that is.  Because if I could time-travel, I would have filthy fucking sex with Charade-era Audren Hepburn.  Let’s all be honest with ourselves: most of you would, too.