The Lazy Cartoonist #1
The Lazy Cartoonist is a comic strip that features no art, because I am too lazy to draw it. However, anybody is free to submit the art to go along with my scripts at any time, and I will post the completed strip in a future installment. Collaboration, bitches!
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Panel One
(Man 1 and Man 2 are talking.)
Man 1: Do you like marshmallows?
Man 2: (enthusiastically) Do I like marshmallows?
Panel Two
Man 2: I love them! I take handfuls of them and just rub them up and down my penis for hours!
Panel Three
Man 1: Okay, whoa, I was just going to ask you if you wanted to come over tonight and roast some marshmallows with us.
Man 2: (panicked) ROAST THEM? Are you out of your mind?
Panel Four
(Man 2 is staring intensely at Man 1.)
Panel Five
Man 2: You’ll burn your dick!
Panel Six
(Man 2 is looking at Man 1 as though he is an idiot, with his finger pointed to his own head.)
Man 2: HellllOOOOOooooo!
