The Lazy Cartoonist #1

The Lazy Cartoonist is a comic strip that features no art, because I am too lazy to draw it.  However, anybody is free to submit the art to go along with my scripts at any time, and I will post the completed strip in a future installment.  Collaboration, bitches!

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Panel One

(Man 1 and Man 2 are talking.)

Man 1: Do you like marshmallows?

Man 2: (enthusiastically) Do I like marshmallows?

Panel Two

Man 2: I love them!  I take handfuls of them and just rub them up and down my penis for hours!

Panel Three

Man 1: Okay, whoa, I was just going to ask you if you wanted to come over tonight and roast some marshmallows with us.

Man 2: (panicked)  ROAST THEM?  Are you out of your mind?

Panel Four

(Man 2 is staring intensely at Man 1.)

Panel Five

Man 2: You’ll burn your dick!

Panel Six

(Man 2 is looking at Man 1 as though he is an idiot, with his finger pointed to his own head.)

Man 2: HellllOOOOOooooo!