I Wonder...
…if Rich Hall is ever in a bar drinking late, and when the barkeep tries to cut him off, he drunkely slurs, “Hey! Do you know who I am? I’m Rich Hall! I invented sniglets! So just keep it coming, motherfucker!”
…if terminators were designed by SkyNet to blend in with humans (who apparently all live in Los Angeles), why were so many of them enormous guys with thick Austrian accents? Is this a commentary on racism? Are we to believe that “all humans look the same” to the machine overlords? Am I over-thinking this?
…who the Queen of Rock is? Also, is Elvis really the King forever? Not even real Kings rule forever. Isn’t it about time for him to be succeeded by a new King of Rock? I vote for Iggy Pop, Josh Homme or Jack White.
…if porn producers have ever thought of marrying the “story” and “emotions” of couples’ porn with the extreme fetish gymnastics of gonzo porn? Sample dialog: “Oh, Sanda…I’ve loved you for so long. I’ve always wanted this…now gape that fucking asshole, slut!”
…what Fraggles taste like? I’m thinking like chicken combined with the flavor of Froot Loops.
