The Lazy Cartoonist #3
The Lazy Cartoonist is a comic strip that features no art, because I am too lazy to draw it. However, anybody is free to submit the art to go along with my scripts at any time, and I will post the completed strip in a future installment. Collaboration, bitches!
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Panel One
(Man 1 is sitting at a computer. Man 2 is standing next to him. They are in an office of some kind.)
Man 1: Shit! I accidentally erased the whole last two paragraphs of this report!
Man 2: Haha! Sounds like somebody just got his dick sucked!
Panel Two
Man 1: (Turning in his chair.) What?!
Man 2: Yeah, man! That computer totally just sucked your dick hard!
Panel Three
Man 1: You think getting your dick sucked is a bad thing?
Man 2: Ugh, yeah, dude, it’s totally gross. I don’t know anybody who likes that!
Panel Four
Man 1: (Confused) You are honestly disgusted when a woman gets on her knees and sucks your—
Panel Five
(Man 2 casually but forcefully projectile vomits in Man 1’s face.)
Panel Six
(Man 2 continues barfing.)
