The Lazy Cartoonist #3

The Lazy Cartoonist is a comic strip that features no art, because I am too lazy to draw it.  However, anybody is free to submit the art to go along with my scripts at any time, and I will post the completed strip in a future installment.  Collaboration, bitches!

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Panel One

(Man 1 is sitting at a computer.  Man 2 is standing next to him.  They are in an office of some kind.)

Man 1: Shit!  I accidentally erased the whole last two paragraphs of this report!

Man 2: Haha!  Sounds like somebody just got his dick sucked!

Panel Two

Man 1: (Turning in his chair.)  What?!

Man 2:  Yeah, man!  That computer totally just sucked your dick hard!

Panel Three

Man 1: You think getting your dick sucked is a bad thing?

Man 2: Ugh, yeah, dude, it’s totally gross.  I don’t know anybody who likes that!

Panel Four

Man 1: (Confused) You are honestly disgusted when a woman gets on her knees and sucks your—

Panel Five

(Man 2 casually but forcefully projectile vomits in Man 1’s face.)

Panel Six

(Man 2 continues barfing.)