I Need a "Regular Joint"

Lotta people blogging about being in coffeeshops at the moment (fine, just AnarchyandScotch and JBBoobstein), and AnarchyandScotch is upset that somebody is in his regular seat, and I suddenly realized: I don’t have a regular seat!  I don’t even have a regular place!

Problem is, I don’t drink coffee!  So where can I go and linger for a couple hours with my laptop and pretend I’m writing the great American novel?  WHERE?

This is a real problem, America.