Even James Bond Couldn't Catch Her Ass

So, the other day, I was parking at the Fresh Market (even though I vowed never to shop there again), and when I got out, I saw the Asian girl I’ve mentioned a couple of times running out of the store to collect carts.  She always runs.  I’ve never seen this girl walk.

She sprinted up to the cart corral, which has two big plastic sides and a horizontal pole that runs along the back to keep the carts from rolling out.  She was approaching it from behind, and without pausing, she grabbed onto the pole (which is only about three feet off the ground) and effortlessly slid under it to pop up on the other side.

So, in addition to being adorable and full of energy, she also appears to be a parkour enthusiast.

It’s too early to declare love, per se, but if I find out she plays D&D and listens to The Ramones, it will be very difficult to avoid kidnapping her.