It's Official: Porn > Me

My deplorable, heinous and very not-safe-for-work one-trick-pony porn Tumbr Finger in My Butt already has 21 followers after, like, four days.  Do you know how long it took me to get that many?  SIGNIFICANTLY LONGER.

Every day there are more followers over there, for a collection of anal-insertion porn images I find by wandering around the Internet for ten minutes.

I knew I should have been a smut-peddler for a living!  Where did I go wrong?