Sometimes I Lament My Lack of Breasts

I wish I could partake in these “show your boobs/cleavage” trends that spring up around here from time to time, but I can’t.  However, I can post a pic of my package, and that’s almost as good.

BOOM:

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It’s time for the ladies to stop having all of the goods-sharing fun around here, guys.  Don’t be self-conscious; let your junk fly proud.

Don’t leave me hanging (literally).