In Your Heart
This fruitcake, who won the GOP nomination for Senator from Delaware, was once on a show about teen sex in which she equated masturbation with adultery, because the Bible warns about “lust in your heart”, and it’s impossible, she says, to masturbate without lust in your heart.
So, for Christine O’Donnell, please, the next time you masturbate, do it with hate in your heart. It’s the Christian thing to do.
