Assumption
I’m going to just go ahead and assume that this doughnut left in a bag on the kitchen counter is meant for me.
And yes, I know what happens when I assume: I EAT A FUCKIN’ DOUGHNUT.

I’m going to just go ahead and assume that this doughnut left in a bag on the kitchen counter is meant for me.
And yes, I know what happens when I assume: I EAT A FUCKIN’ DOUGHNUT.