That Thing That Women Do
You know, when they’re angry or upset or heartbroken, and they immediately change their hairstyle, like that’s going to have some real-world bearing on their emotional state? Yeah, that’s idiotic. Just thought I’d put that out there.
Oh, also: I’m bald now.
Funny how I tend to shave my head when my life is in turmoil. I’m sure it’s a complete coincidence.
