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It’s turkey bacon in there.  I actually prefer it to “real” bacon.

Do I still get Internet props?  It’s still technically bacon, in a skillet of hash browns.  Does it really matter which animal it was cut from?

I bet it does, doesn’t it?

You know what?  Screw you guys.  I’m gonna eat my hash browns with turkey bacon, and I’m not saving any for you.

So take that.