A Single Man Recipe
You will need:
One frosty mug fresh out of the freezer.
One six-pack of good but ludicrously cheap beer.
Pour one beer into the frosty mug. Try to avoid crying or yearning for human contact. You’re a man, dammit! There’s nothing pathetic about drinking alone.
Holy shit, there’s still room in that gigantic mug! Better pour another beer in there!
Drink the fuck out of that shit. Quickly, while the mug is still freezer-cold! You should be able to pound it fast enough to start filling your glass for the second go-around while it’s still cold
Servings: 3. You could share with somebody, but there’s nobody to share it with anyway.
Cheers.
