A Single Man Recipe

You will need:

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One frosty mug fresh out of the freezer.

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One six-pack of good but ludicrously cheap beer.

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Pour one beer into the frosty mug.  Try to avoid crying or yearning for human contact.  You’re a man, dammit!  There’s nothing pathetic about drinking alone.

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Holy shit, there’s still room in that gigantic mug!  Better pour another beer in there!

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Drink the fuck out of that shit.  Quickly, while the mug is still freezer-cold!  You should be able to pound it fast enough to start filling your glass for the second go-around while it’s still cold

Servings: 3.  You could share with somebody, but there’s nobody to share it with anyway.

Cheers.