In Which I Lose Followers, Blow My Chances at Ever Being President, and Offend Christine O'Donnell in One Fell Swoop

I just watched two sexy young girls deep-tongue each other’s assholes, which I find sexually arousing, during which time I stimulated myself until orgasm, and I don’t feel remotely guilty about it.

This is real freedom, you tea-partying, God-fearing morons: the freedom to be a pervert.  You have your idea of America, and I have mine.  In my America, you can watch women doing sexy things to one another whenever you damn well feel like it.  Also, the fire department shows up and saves your house from burning down without extorting you for money first.