I Am Very Likely Moving back to Oregon

Jill just announced to me that she she is moving to Charlotte, North Carolina.  It took me months to convince her to rearrange the furniture in her front room, but she’s already decided to uproot herself and her son and move to the town of the person she’s only been “officially” seeing for under a month.  But never mind about that.  The point is that I’ll be coming to your state (if you happen to live in Oregon), and I’ll be in the mood for companionship and beer and vast quantities of perversion (Portland is one of the pervy-est cities in America).

So, the call is out to all cool people, all single people, all people who want to get together for unorthodox and string-free dirty fetish activities: I’m coming home.

Stay tuned.