Conversations with 14-Year Olds
Soon I won’t be having confusing conversations with Jill’s kid any more, so here’s one we just had today for your reading pleasure.
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KID: Zach and I were fake bare-knuckle boxing, and he did something to me that felt like I was bitch-slapped with sandpaper. But there was good reason for it…I was standing behind him and pretending to HALO tea-bag him.
ME: … In my day we played cowboys and Indians.
