The Brown Eye of the Tiger

No matter how much I try, I just can’t get into fart fetish porn.  I like butts, I like buttholes, so by logical extension you would think that this would be something that I’d really be into.  I think I find the whole subject too ridiculous to bother with something as serious as a boner.

But I’ll keep checking in on you from time to time, fart fetish porn.  I’ll keep training.  I’ll stay limber just in case you sneak up on me one day and try to sucker-punch me.  I’ve gone toe-to-toe with a lot of fetish porn over the years, and in the end, I always ejaculate victoriously.

You won’t be any different.  I just need the right combination of girls, enthusiasm, and mood.

You hear me talking, fart fetish porn?

You’re going DOWN.

(Cue “Gonna Fly Now”.)