I Don't Mean to Brag...
…but the other day I took part in the most amazing onesome. You always wonder if you would rise to the occasion if one were to happen, and trust me, everybody involved really enjoyed themselves, if you know what I mean. And when it was over, there wasn’t even any awkwardness, just a quick towelling down and we all went about our day.
It was just like I’d always fantasized.
